The following photos are from the summer of 1987, when one of my field crewmen was an amateur photographer who gave me scads of the pictures he took.
There are hundreds--if not thousands-- of pictures of my butt on file at the MHTD, but those are the property of the state. And I speak literally: in the vast majority of the photos in which I appear, what you see is my ass. I once asked my boss why he kept taking pictures of my butt. He got sort of defensive and flustered. The reason, actually, is that I was usually face-down in an excavation scraping dirt with a sharpened trowel, but still, I grew tired of seeing my buttocks looming in the foreground.
"It's your best side, Will," my boss finally said.
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I was digging a step trench into the side of a creek bank. Why?
I needed to see the different layers of dirt--soil strata, that
is. I ended up finding PaleoIndian artifacts seven feet down,
and got yelled at. PaleoIndian artifacts and highway
construction don't mix.
When people think of archaeologists, they see us riding elephants and having romantic adventures. Does this look romantic?
And yes. One of the famous photos of my butt. (Photographer: John Hockaday).
Here I am expressing my
annoyance
at having that goddamned
camera in my face again while I was trying to get some work
done.
People always asked what we were looking for (and how we knew where to look for it). We weren't looking for anything: in fact, the fondest hope of those who paid our salary was that we would find nothing at all. If we found something--like, say, PaleoIndian artifacts--it took a lot more time, money, and paperwork to build their road. However, no one had any problem with the disposable diaper I dug up out of this hole. It is, I am sure, still in archival storage at MHTD. (Photographer: John Hockaday).
